Don't even bother. They all said these things. Read them aloud to your dog or cat. Videotape their reactions. It will make more sense than trying to understand most of what comes out of these humans' mouths.

1. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country. George W Bush
2. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. (And we'll fight them with the butt ends of broken beer bottles because that’s bloody well all we've got!) Winston Churchill
3. Facts are stupid things. Ronald Reagan
4. You don’t need a piece of paper with numbers on it to have an economic assessment. David Davis
5. My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize. Representative Hank Johnson
6. The humiliation of having a pink European Union passport will now soon be over and the United Kingdom nationals can once again feel pride and self-confidence in their own nationality when travelling, just as the Swiss and Americans can do. Andrew Rosindell
7. I've now been in 57 states – I think one left to go. Barack Obama
8. When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again. William Jefferson Clinton
9. I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar. Boris Johnson
10. I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. Charles Chaplin

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Dmitri Gheorgheni

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