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1. Nigel says it isn't.
2. The aliens in Brightling deny all responsibility. (Theirs are less dusty. And more yellow.)
3. It appears on a regular schedule. (UFOs are more like British busses.)
4. It doesn't have any warp nacelles on it.
5. If you send it to MUFON, even they will laugh at you.
6. It's been historically mentioned for thousands of years, although some people thought it was made of green cheese.
7. It's the subject of lots of songs. (All right, so have some UFOs, but we know who wins the contest here.)
8. It's not interfering with your television reception. (That's just the squirrel on the satellite dish.)
9. It's not moving in an erratic way. If you think it is, you should lay off the lager.
10. Nobody else in the parking lot is running around and screaming, 'I don't wanna be probed!' So stop it, you're embarrassing your date.
11. NASA have pictures. And they don't turn off the ISS feed when it shows up.

Dmitri Gheorgheni

02.05.16 Front Page

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