The Temple of Thingswithclocksinthatdontneedthem
Created | Updated Oct 16, 2002
This wonderful temple is dedicated to the delectable feeling of knowing you're late and having everything remind you of it.
Truly an inspiration. Spare on the actual engineering - It's the clock that's important. If possible it should permanantly flash 12:00 and inexplicably beep loudly every five minutes.
The monks here practise and meditate daily on being annoyed and late and the higher members of our order never arrive, they just send memos on yellow sticky labels with clocks in with writing to effect that they are very annoyed. So relax into one of the plastic chairs in garish colours which are inexplicably completely the wrong shape for your back, and listen to the lound beeping of alarms, and the delightful crooning of elevator music.
Enjoy
This would be greatly improved if it had a clock in! Move into the new times!!!
