Cigarettes
Created | Updated Apr 3, 2002
Any other animal on this planet would run away from fire yet every day I persevere in ihnaling as much of the evil fumes as possible. Why? Because I look cool, the tar lines my throat and soothes coughs and if I didn't spend the money on fags, it would go on knives, guns and other dangerous household items which i would undoubtedly accidentaly utilise in causing harm and distress to others. Surely non-smokers would prefer me to inflict a bit of smoke on them rather than rampaging the land with a lethal arsenal. Any way, non-smokers get free nicotine from passive smoking so I'm being quite kind. also, if I didn't smoke the fags, there would be more around for children to smoke, so i'm doing it for the kids.
