My Version of the Miny Skit
Created | Updated Jul 30, 2002
[In a bar with AUCTIONEER and BIDDER sitting at a table U. C .]
[Enter BAR TENDER and VICTIM; BAR TENDER is cutting some thing.]
[VICTIM is drinking.]
[Enter MURDERER, sit at bar next to VICTIM.]
[Both turn their heads and lock eyes.]
[MURDERER stands and pulls out gun.]
MURDERER: This is for my sister.
[Pulls trigger; VICTIM falls; BAR TENDER stabs hand to counter with his cutting knife.]
BAR TENDER: Not another one; this is the second one this week.
[BAR TENDER removes knife; calls over SWEEPER.]
[SWEEPER comes out of S. L.; begins to sweep VICTIM off S. L.]
[AUCTIONEER and BIDDERS come to D. C.]
[AUCTIONEER stands at his table; puts the podium on the table; starts bidding.]
AUCTIONEER: What do I have for lot No. 7; this dead body?
BIDDERS (including MURDERER): 0.34 cents! [Ad Lib.]
MURDERER: 10 cents.
[Hushed crowd.]
BIDDER and AUCTIONEER together: 10 cents?!
SWEEPER: 10 cents?!
[BODY, peaking head from out of S. L. wing]: 10 cents?!
AUCTIONEER: Sold to the fellow in the trench coat!
DIRECTOR:[enters from S. R. wing: Ad Lib.]
[Enter BAR TENDER and VICTIM; BAR TENDER is cutting some thing.]
[VICTIM is drinking.]
[Enter MURDERER, sit at bar next to VICTIM.]
[Both turn their heads and lock eyes.]
[MURDERER stands and pulls out gun.]
MURDERER: This is for my sister.
[Pulls trigger; VICTIM falls; BAR TENDER stabs hand to counter with his cutting knife.]
BAR TENDER: Not another one; this is the second one this week.
[BAR TENDER removes knife; calls over SWEEPER.]
[SWEEPER comes out of S. L.; begins to sweep VICTIM off S. L.]
[AUCTIONEER and BIDDERS come to D. C.]
[AUCTIONEER stands at his table; puts the podium on the table; starts bidding.]
AUCTIONEER: What do I have for lot No. 7; this dead body?
BIDDERS (including MURDERER): 0.34 cents! [Ad Lib.]
MURDERER: 10 cents.
[Hushed crowd.]
BIDDER and AUCTIONEER together: 10 cents?!
SWEEPER: 10 cents?!
[BODY, peaking head from out of S. L. wing]: 10 cents?!
AUCTIONEER: Sold to the fellow in the trench coat!
DIRECTOR:[enters from S. R. wing: Ad Lib.]
