A Conversation for Good Put-downs

Drop the dead donkey

Post 1

Researcher PSG

When Henry is looking at his hair in the mirror:

Henry: Does my hair look alright?
Joy: What do you mean your hair?
[He's wearing a toupee]


When Damien has just tried to psych the company softball team up
Damien: Look, I don't know the meaning of the word lose.
Dave: There are lots of words you don't know the meaning of,
taste, decency, ...


When Sally says she was the official pin up of an army group during the gulf war.
Henry: Sad isn't it, what the desert can do to mens minds.


I might think of more later.

Researcher PSG


Drop the dead donkey

Post 2

Researcher PSG

Joy: Does anyone want to look at these new tests for seven year olds? Sally? Oh no, that could take hours.


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Post 3

TimR

My favourite :

Gus : "Sally, I want to talk to you about the ratings....."

Sally : "They were on shore leave!! ..... And if I want to have friends in the Portuguese Navy....."


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