h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1... Do they have brains on your planet? And if so why?

2... Hmmm... you sound like a lawnmower mouth driven by a blender brain.

3... I think of you often too... and so does my lawyer.

4... I know I can read your mind... except it's illegible.

5... Of course I believe you... and so does the toothfairy but she expects something upfront and that's good enough for me too.

6... I think you're maybe talking down to me but I'll have to put you on a pedestal first.

7... Hey great apartment! Must have saved some money on rent too... buy a pair of shoes and live in the box huh?

8... Sure you can drive... just as soon as you can walk across the floor without a net.

9... I wouldn't dare hit you in the head and risk letting out all the air.

10... You don't need to worry about your teenagers seeing porn on the internet because they're video taping it in your bedroom.