A Conversation for Good Put-downs
Homegrown One Liners
D Started conversation Jul 13, 2002
These ones are homegrown and you must be reasonably smart to understand most of these. Many are intended to confuse, emphasising the fact that the victim is 'not the brightest bulb on the tree.'
'You're an embarresment to carbon-based life-forms' 
- invented by me, Daro. 
'Fell out of the stupid tree and hot all the branches on the way down'
'It's not rocket surgery' 
'Not the;
brightest star in the sky
best chip in the packet
etc...
'Dumber than a box of hair'
'An intellect rivaled only by garden tools' 
'one; nack short of a burrito
chip short of a happy meal
card short of a deck
star short of a constellation
etc..........'
I think mine are pretty good. IT WAS ME WHO CAME UP WITH THE FIRST ONE FIRST THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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