A Conversation for Good Put-downs
Earth is full. Go home.
MaggyW Started conversation Jul 11, 2002
Some of my favourites...some old (very) some newer...
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Earth is full. Go home.
Woodpigeon Posted Jul 11, 2002
Retort to a straight haired pest.
"Oh you are soo funny, and your hair is soo curly..."
Earth is full. Go home.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 11, 2002
My favourite is well known, but always cracks me up:
"Oy! You! Out of the gene pool"!
Or
"Who's been p****n' in your gene pool?"
Earth is full. Go home.
Mikeguy Posted Jul 11, 2002
Whatever the meaning of life may be, you're not part of it.
I'm so evil
HuhWhy Posted Jul 12, 2002
This I stole from the simpsons, you saay it when somone states the obviouse. (obviously): "No, I didn't hear/know that. You see, I've spent the last ten years on the moon, in a crater, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears!"
Then there's:
You know, he's really not the brightest fabric in the store.
Oh, look (hold your fingers a millimeter apart) it's the world's tiniest violin!
Why don't you cry me a river?
Two words: Cat Scan.
I'm so evil
manda1111 Posted Jul 13, 2002
Sorry to butt in on your conversation, but if
"Researcher Mikeguy"
would go back to there own page and then click on the "EDIT PAGE" button and then write a little something about your self then a ACE can come and welcome you there properly
Sorry for interrupting your conversation 
Manda 
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