Njan: "I live for stealth!"

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Do not let this fall into enemy hands!! Authorised personel ONLY

Access code: I love to buy Aunt Edna's Possum Pie, Geraldo! smiley - smiley -

Musician of Death

Njan, Prince of Darkness, (And, naturally a Lawyer), Former cat warrior and co-owner of the Space Farer's cantina,

A starry electric guitar

is a dangerous foe indeed. Rumored to be a musician, he is a fan of "The Infected Mushroom". Be wary in listening to his music as he has diabolically inserted a series of notes into the mix that only Dogs can hear. You will know when this merc is playing his fiendish music, as all the dogs in the neighborhood will begin to howl. At least, we think that's the reason they're howling.smiley -

He likes his cat like he likes his liquer...a lot!

Three glassses of beer

As head Judge, Jury and executioner of the Cantina, he rules it with a really firm hand and a fluffy white cat.smiley - The cat, like Njan, is quite fond alcohol. The two of them have been spotted staggering home after a night at the Cantina, and have awakened in strange females' bedrooms, badly hung over and wearing each others' pants. During one of these "Nights out", Njan apparently blacked out and, apon awakening the next morning, found that he had a new tattoo.

One of our operatives has a photo of the ACF tattoo, but won't tell us where he put it, and to date he has been very careful to hide the thing.

This operative is also the Head Smuggler of the Cantina, although why anyone would feel the need to smuggle heads is beyond this smiley - . Approach with caution, as he has a big gun and VERY good aim.


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