War of the Pun: The Dragonhouse Perspective.

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The war began on Saturday the 21st of April 2002 and was completely unprovoked. The Doghouse hired the H2G2 Mercenaries in order to attack us. Naturally, the Doghouse came up with a completely stupid plan which, while being almost daring, was completely useless. We acted immediately.


Atlantis, My own personal dragon, volunteered to take part in a brilliant 'trojan horse' maneuver, completely wrong-footing the H2G2 Mercenaries and costing them all of there beer. The cowards then launched an unwarranted retalliation for this, causing property damage, minor injuries and a severe mess in the downstairs toilets. We had a score to settle, and I had a friends at hand...

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