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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Started conversation May 10, 2002
This reminded me of an Ozzy Ozborne interview I saw last year. He was recounting how, on a recent tour, they had employed the services of a person of restricted stature to throw around the stage. The performer in question liked a tipple, and after a long flight had to be carried off the plane by the head roadie. They got to the tour bus, and the roadie opened the boot (trunk) and threw the comatose figure inside. The following converstaion took place...
Woman standing nearby: "Stop that! How dare you treat that man in such a degrading fashion?"
Roadie: "He's my f**king dwarf, and I'll do what the f**k I like with him."
Voice from inside boot: "Yeah! I'm his f**king Dwarf, and he can do what the f**k he likes with me!"
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted May 10, 2002
that's brilliant
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted May 10, 2002
That's hilarious. I would have paid money to see that!
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