h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"The whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, an"thed so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy - now positively identified as the source of the offending remark,

One of these (the one Arthur now came across) supposedly
relates the experiences of one Veet Voojagig, a quiet young
student at the University of Maximegalon, who pursued a
brilliant academic career studying ancient philology,
transformational ethics and the wave harmonic theory of
historical perception, and then, after a night of drinking Pan
Galactic Gargle Blasters with Zaphod Beeblebrox,

The ground had caved in where the whale had hit it revealing a
network of galleries and passages, now largely obstructed by collapsed rubble and entrails."

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There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi"

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