Crayons
Created | Updated Apr 11, 2002
Many people will tell you that crayons were designed to amuse children. A cheap, albeit inept, tool for drawing in
colour.
But that is just a ruse. Crayons are really the most effective tool for relieving stress. Grown up stress.
What can possibly be more fun than drawing your evil dragon breathing boss as a dragon breathing creature being
consumed by a million purple piranah?
And no one will ever look at a crayon drawing and tell you you could have done a better job. You can't draw well with
crayons. It's not possible. So there's no critic stress.
So while you may be one of the crazies out there spreading the rumour that crayons are a child's toy, you can still
become a believer. Go out, buy a box, wrap them in silver or gold foil so you can call them the executive package
and relieve some stress.
colour.
But that is just a ruse. Crayons are really the most effective tool for relieving stress. Grown up stress.
What can possibly be more fun than drawing your evil dragon breathing boss as a dragon breathing creature being
consumed by a million purple piranah?
And no one will ever look at a crayon drawing and tell you you could have done a better job. You can't draw well with
crayons. It's not possible. So there's no critic stress.
So while you may be one of the crazies out there spreading the rumour that crayons are a child's toy, you can still
become a believer. Go out, buy a box, wrap them in silver or gold foil so you can call them the executive package
and relieve some stress.
