Ties
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
I would like explain ties to any aleins coming to Earth for a business trip.
Ties have three uses in life:
1)For those who are ashamed of the buttons that hold their shirts together ("I'm not wearing buttons. No. Who said I was wearing buttons, that absurbed." says one man pulling his tie into the centre of his chest and sweating heavily).
2)For evilhead masters who want even more money from the parents that slave to get a wage as they HAVE to buy the school tie that no one likes.
3)For school and office bullies to turn the tie around and act as a hangs mans nuse, and watch their victims swirm as their faces turn different shades of purple.
So use my this infomation well as it holds no value to me.
Ties have three uses in life:
1)For those who are ashamed of the buttons that hold their shirts together ("I'm not wearing buttons. No. Who said I was wearing buttons, that absurbed." says one man pulling his tie into the centre of his chest and sweating heavily).
2)For evilhead masters who want even more money from the parents that slave to get a wage as they HAVE to buy the school tie that no one likes.
3)For school and office bullies to turn the tie around and act as a hangs mans nuse, and watch their victims swirm as their faces turn different shades of purple.
So use my this infomation well as it holds no value to me.
