h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To remove ink stains from a ballpoint pen, soak the material in isopropyl rubbing alcohol. Then wash it as usual. You may have to apply the alcohol more than once, depending on the severity of the stain.

To remove stains from fruit juices and red wine, simply soak in hot water. Gently rub the fabric against itself or against the side of the water bowl to get the stain out.

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I purchased a fancy bed comforter from ebay for a fifth of its going sales price, only to be disappointed when the item arrived with ink and fruit stains on it. Apparently, the original owner discovered that her preschool daughter and her new gold-threaded comforter weren't a good match.

A little friendly stain advice and some elbow grease later, my bargain was in tact. I couldn't be happier.

*Agreeing with Fragilis*

Ballpoint pen DOES come out with alcohol

Ballpoint pen also comes out if you soak it in milk.

Strange but true.