A Conversation for 'Beachcomber' and UK Satire

A Favourite

Post 1


My favourite bit of Beachcomber:

"He called his Sweetie 'Grapefruit'
And now he's in disgrace
'Cos every time he squeezed her
She hit him in the face

(from memory - no guarantees of accuracy)

Well it made me laugh smiley - smiley

A Favourite

Post 2


Here are a couple of my favourite bits (which were removed in edited version of the entry):

A Mrs. Emily Gifthorse writes:

Yesterday morning I noticed that a blue-tit had pecked the cap off my milk-bottle. The milk inside was frozen, and the little bird had tiny skates on its feet and was skating round and round on the milk.

And here is a snippet that might seem uncannily familiar to Chris Morris fans:


Orang-Outang Kisses Plumber
Egg-Throwing Baronet Detained
Bubbles from Meat are Invisible says Gas Man's Daughter
Shot a Fungus Off Own Nose - Chemist's Mad Feat

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