How to Drive in Boston

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Hint 1: Don't. Go anywhere to avoid driving through Boston.

Hint 2: Why have you even made it to this hint? Are you a masochist or something? Fine, you asked for the advice - fear it. Hint 2 is simple: Drive as if everyone else on the road is trying to kill you. They probably are.

Hint 3: Don't ever ever try to make a U-turn. Especially across a 4-lane highway. With a median strip. In the process, cutting off a semi. Whose driver is already drunk and enraged and will likely jump out of the truck just to kill you. This is based on personal experience.

Hint 4: See Hint #1 before continuing. Really.

Hint 5: Don't ever drive through the airport at speeds faster than 20 mph or slower than 60 mph. For those of you with deficient math skills, this translates to "don't drive thru the airport."

Hint 6: While you're at it, don't try to drive through Harvard Square. Or park anywhere.

Hint 7: Not to be redundant, see Hint #1. Really! Just take the subway or something! It's better for the environment and probably cheaper in the long run.

Hint 8: Move to Canada.

-- MagicManZach, Signing Off.

Post-Script: For considerably more comprehensive information on this topic, investigate Driving In The Vicinity Of Boston, MA, USA.


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