Sex on the kitchen table

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Having sex on the kitchen table surely is one of the greatest experiences one can make in connection with sex. However, it is absolutely vital to regard a few things:

1. Make sure the table is strong enough to carry two people.

2. Be so kind and let it be your own kitchen.

3. Most important! Make absoutely sure the table has no drawers!!! If it has, take another table or tape the drawer tightly to the table with durable adhesive tape. If you get caught in a loose drawer with yout scrotum while being in action, a VERY painful and unhealthy testicle rupute may be the result.

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