Evil Army Armory - Armor
Created | Updated Mar 2, 2005
ARMOR INVENTORY
Armor that the soldiers, and even leaders sometimes, wear to protect themselves from attack. The armors are highly specialized against certain types of attack.
Disintergration-Proof Vest
Discription:Slips on over head and expands to any size for agood fit.
Available in many different designs including the standard Cow Spot
Design, Alabaster, Brunel, and Clasic Goo camiflogue designs, as well as
plaid...never know when you'll need that...
T.A.R.G.E.T.
Stands for: Tarmac Armor Repels
Giant Egrets & Tomatoes
Discription:A shield made of tarmac used for deflecting blows
from...yup you guessed it...Egrets and Tomatoes
Usage:Just hold sheild in path of Egret or Tomato and hope it
doesn't go around...The Egret is the one I'd be worried about with the going
around...
D.U.C.K.S.
Stands for:Discontinuity Under Claw's Kommand Shield.
Discription: A mini-discontinuity shield customized for personnal use. Protects the wearer by warping reality. Has limited power. Also, its another lackluster acronym by EvilClaw.
Usage: First EvilClaw has to wear it for a month. Then it works upon being put on.