h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gorkamorka is actually a game where people try to put necromunda in a different setting, but in making all of the orks hide in vehicles, where dispight a huge gun pounding constantly at it, no-one or thing actually gets hurt.

Also, muties are actually more akin to eldar, and are probably an elf based lifeform (tall, slender, beautiful...) and there are some giant pyramids, which recent evedence suggests the necrons are sleeping. Necrons are silver robots who seem to be a shiny version of the white robots found in "Life, the Universe and Everything"

Orks don't do "gun poundin'". If dats how you playz gorka-morka, then it's no suprise dat nothin' gets 'urt. Da truks are dere ta get da boyz into hand-ter-hand where ya rip da enemy ta bitz with ya teef an' ripz out 'is entrail wiv yer bare 'ands. If yer really playin' orky, try some rammin'. No gun poundin' ya waste of space.

However, muties probably are a bunch of pansies(eldar) and should be jumped up and down on till theres nothing left.

I woz around when a guy I know played da game. Dat's definite how u play da game. Rammin' is da key.

I once killed half me best grods (friend/enemy) mob wiv a 'ead on ram wiv too truks. Me own mob got slightly batterd an all but...

Da best thing ta doo is get up real close with gangplanks n fight and ter and across two racing trukks, real speed freak stuff...

BTW the point about the muties, they might be eldar, if they didn't for some reason worshipp the god-emperor! And necrons, are suppose to be metal virsions of the undead from warhammer (as all races have thier parralels), and are more akin to the terminator!

Anyway, check out http://www.geocities.com/gwpricewars its about the games workshop over charging on thier models, worth a look

Being an Imperial Guard player (sort of), I'd be more inclined to blow apart those Trukks with a Basilisk. Oh, my fantasies...
Haven't EVER played a decent game of Gorkamorka with my friends - I'm the only one who ones it! And I lost the big gate to my fort, filled out most of the mob roster sheets wrong...then lost interest in the whole aspect of wargaming! Good thing that I only ever bought the game and Digganob - on the cheap. Dat's kunning

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