Moustaches

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A variety of facial hair sported by people who are also given to wearing open necked satin shirts and oversized medallions. Moustaches can look charming on either sex. Often accompanied by dabs of egg yolk and toast crumbs, moustaches should not be confused with caterpillars or other tubular insects at varying stages in their development. Nor should you attempt to feed one, or encourage it to leave a person's lip. It is not an animal, it is a growth!

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