Towel Information
Created | Updated Oct 20, 2010
Hello! Welcome to this handy-dandy quick-reference towel information sheet.
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Why?
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Some time ago, I bought a small, extremely green towel. It was originally intended as a joke, but it actually served a very useful purpose. Or rather, several. Hundred.
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Enough that I thought it worthwhile to compile a list of the many uses of towels. For a period of one month, I carried my very green towel everywhere and wrote down in my little book whenever I used it for a new, previously undiscovered-by-me purpose and when. I no longer have the list, but here is a new list of ways one can use ones towel. This list is by no means complete, but hopefully it will serve a helpful purpose, in that it will be helpful.
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Towel Uses.
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A hat.
<BR/>Eating cereal out of.
<BR/>Lending to a friend who has spilled water on himself, thus requesting a towel and being surprised when one actually has one on one's person.
<BR/>A puppet.
<BR/>Using as defense against scientific colleagues who believe themselves to be attack dogs.
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At this moment, the list is very short. However, it may some day be shorter. That day will be the day that humanity looks about itself and realizes what a mess it has made of things. That day will be the day when humanity finally tries, together and as a whole, to right the wrongs it has done to itself. And it will succeed. And then humanity will all go collectively eat nachos.
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Some of humanity's favorite recordings are:
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The album "Meet the Residents" by the Residents
<BR/>The album "Mark of the Mole" by the Residents
<BR/>The album "Forest for the Trees" by Forest for the Trees
<BR/>The live recording "An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer" by Tom Lehrer.
<BR/>The single "The Nosebleed Song" by <a href="http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/89/fidel_and_the_castronauts1.html">Fidel and the Castronauts</a>.
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Humanity is sorry that it's homepage sucks so much, but promises it wlil add lots of stuff later!!!!!!!!! Humanity collectively says bye!!!!!!!!
<BR/><BR/>
Why?
<BR/><BR/>
Some time ago, I bought a small, extremely green towel. It was originally intended as a joke, but it actually served a very useful purpose. Or rather, several. Hundred.
<BR/><BR/>
Enough that I thought it worthwhile to compile a list of the many uses of towels. For a period of one month, I carried my very green towel everywhere and wrote down in my little book whenever I used it for a new, previously undiscovered-by-me purpose and when. I no longer have the list, but here is a new list of ways one can use ones towel. This list is by no means complete, but hopefully it will serve a helpful purpose, in that it will be helpful.
<BR/><BR/>
Towel Uses.
<BR/><BR/>
A hat.
<BR/>Eating cereal out of.
<BR/>Lending to a friend who has spilled water on himself, thus requesting a towel and being surprised when one actually has one on one's person.
<BR/>A puppet.
<BR/>Using as defense against scientific colleagues who believe themselves to be attack dogs.
<BR/><BR/>
At this moment, the list is very short. However, it may some day be shorter. That day will be the day that humanity looks about itself and realizes what a mess it has made of things. That day will be the day when humanity finally tries, together and as a whole, to right the wrongs it has done to itself. And it will succeed. And then humanity will all go collectively eat nachos.
<BR/><BR/>
Some of humanity's favorite recordings are:
<BR/><BR/>
The album "Meet the Residents" by the Residents
<BR/>The album "Mark of the Mole" by the Residents
<BR/>The album "Forest for the Trees" by Forest for the Trees
<BR/>The live recording "An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer" by Tom Lehrer.
<BR/>The single "The Nosebleed Song" by <a href="http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/89/fidel_and_the_castronauts1.html">Fidel and the Castronauts</a>.
<BR/><BR/>
Humanity is sorry that it's homepage sucks so much, but promises it wlil add lots of stuff later!!!!!!!!! Humanity collectively says bye!!!!!!!!
