h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK I have just read the bit on chocolate bourbon creams and I reckon that this is the best way to eat them:
1) Bite off the top layer of biscuit and dip into hot chocolate. Eat it.
2) Nibble round the base to form an irregular oval of cream on biscuit.
3) Place the oval under a hairdryer for about one minute.
4)Let the chocolate cream run off onto a spoon.
5)Dip the biscuit into the hot chocolate then eat the biscuit.
6) Eat the cream off the spoon.

I raelly advise you to try this.

im sorry, i have stumbled accross this page when searching the internet for bourbons. I am king bourbon - you shall call me bourboron. i disagree with your terminology so far.

male bourbon eater is a: bourborude
female bourbon eater is a: bourbonita (said, bourbon-eater)

we shall live in peace and harmony together in Bourbonia where bourbons grow from the ground.

Eating technique is also incorrect. You should try to eat your bourbons as fast as possible to increase bourbon-related pleasure. my current record stands at 40 bourbons in 18 minutes. i was not trying then, i think i can do 80 in under 30mins. the trick is not to let bourbons leave your mouth. they should go in in one go, it will approxiamately 4-5 crunches to make it swallow-able - in that time you should have retreived another bourbon from the packet and be ready to fill your mouth again.

The current supplier of bourbons (until we move to bourbonia) is ASDA. 36p for 400grams of bourbons at roughly 1000 calories per packet. I suggest you stockpile as you never know when shortages WILL occur.

I will leave you with this final thought:

eat now, vomit later.

Hail King Bourbon

I'm pleased and extremely honoured to make contact with you, your majesty!

I would like to invite you to hear a performance of our latest song. It's called 'ONE BOURBON' and you would be most welcome to our band practice in The Dublin Packet, Holyhead, Isle of Anglesey, North Wales UK. any wednesday afternoon.

If you would like further details i would be most grateful if you would command your personal secretary to contact me on your behalf.


Your humble servant

Frits Reggo

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Dublin Packet
Holyhead.

Hi Ffrits

Not sure who you intended your post for, but no one in the thread, or the authors of the Entry have posted recently, and you're unlikely to get a reply from any of them.

Emmily

Mmmmmm chocolate!!!