This simple utterance, Moo. Is often used as a conversation starter and ender. When used properly by an experienced user, the exclamatory phrase can be used for a multitude of purposes.

Moo. As an Emotive Word

When meeting someone, the phrase can be a statement. "My name is Jennifer, Moo."
It speaks "I am different and am not influenced by the stodgy ways of societal rules." It can also say "I am weird, run while you still can."

When used with different punctuation marks, it can show an amazing range of emotions, such as: confusion, fear, excitement and boredom, or just a statement of your being.

"MOO!"

"Moo?"

"Moo?????"

"Moo!?!?"

"Moo."

When a conversation is reaching it's end, a skillful user may utter "Moo." Turn, and walk away, leaving the other person in utter awe of your tact and manners. This also works well as an end to arguments, yell "Moo!!," Turn and walk away, leaving your opponent stammering for a response, to which there is none.

Moo is also used as a greeting, one person may walk up to another, say Moo, and depending on whether the other person is learned or not, it may lead to a stimulating conversation, the gradual increment of Moo replies until both of you are screaming "MOO!!" at the other, or a look of confusion and a quick retreat.

Entire conversations have been held merely with the term Moo. Used in the many different forms. Although this seems odd, it has been known to happen in the Southwestern United States on numerous occasions.

Moo. can also be entirely misused by the un-educated and un-enlightened. These people should be shunned, shot or a mixture of both.

Some may ask about the striking similarity between the word "Moo." and the speak of the cows and other various creatures. There is none. Although the question (or statement) has been raised, "If God were a cow, we all would be in a lot of trouble!?!" This is certainly true.

If one is to use the word Moo. then she/he must be fully aware of the nuances of the word, and it's nuances, its in and outs. But once these have been sorted out, one has a new and powerful medium of conversation, and of informing the public of your current psychological state.