anime-verse physics: Transformations
Created | Updated Feb 8, 2002
In the anime-verse, unlike our universe, it is a relatively common event for a yong girl to transform into a super-heroine. Several aspects of this phenomenon have evaded explanation thus far. I've conducted an extensive research project into the causes and effects of this mystery, and, while still quite puzzled, have acquired some remarkable data.
Sample Experiment Transcript:
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The subject: A 14-year-old Japanese girl picked at random. She was asked to strike a pose and say whatever phrase come into her mind.
0:00-0:07 sec: Subject strikes suitably dramatic pose, says "Cute Chakra Shockwave Resonation!"
0:08-0:19 sec: Subject's clothes seem to disintegrate(in fact, it is being transposed to a storage dimension). Subject's skin emits pink light.
0:20-0:31 sec: An outfit encloses subject that is of type Cute/Pink.
0:32-0:40 sec: Rose petals fall from uncertain origin as transformation draws to a close.
0:40-0:52 sec: Subject pontificates.
The first peculiar aspect of these events is the disappearance of clothing. This would seem to support the Storage Dimension Theory.
Upon closer inspection, an astonishing temporal ambiguity was discovered. In one experiment, this researcher simulated a threat by acting out the role of super-villain, and was suprised to find that the subject's transformation took instantaneous effect. Incredibly, the records for the event show that in fact the time elapsed was in fact thirty-two seconds. Thus, a transformation can seem to take no time at all! Convenient for the subject, no doubt.
Oddly, when males were subjected to this experiment, they invariably transformed into hideous monsters. This is believed to be a result of a subclause of the Shoujo Manga effect, to wit: All men carry two genes that shape their personalities; the Evil gene and the Gay/Effeminate gene. Usually one or the other is dominant, though in some cases both can coexist.
More research is necessary before any definite conclusions can be made. Perhaps the key to it all is the subatomic "Kawaiion" particle discovered in relation to these phenomena?
Sample Experiment Transcript:
-- ---
The subject: A 14-year-old Japanese girl picked at random. She was asked to strike a pose and say whatever phrase come into her mind.
0:00-0:07 sec: Subject strikes suitably dramatic pose, says "Cute Chakra Shockwave Resonation!"
0:08-0:19 sec: Subject's clothes seem to disintegrate(in fact, it is being transposed to a storage dimension). Subject's skin emits pink light.
0:20-0:31 sec: An outfit encloses subject that is of type Cute/Pink.
0:32-0:40 sec: Rose petals fall from uncertain origin as transformation draws to a close.
0:40-0:52 sec: Subject pontificates.
The first peculiar aspect of these events is the disappearance of clothing. This would seem to support the Storage Dimension Theory.
Upon closer inspection, an astonishing temporal ambiguity was discovered. In one experiment, this researcher simulated a threat by acting out the role of super-villain, and was suprised to find that the subject's transformation took instantaneous effect. Incredibly, the records for the event show that in fact the time elapsed was in fact thirty-two seconds. Thus, a transformation can seem to take no time at all! Convenient for the subject, no doubt.
Oddly, when males were subjected to this experiment, they invariably transformed into hideous monsters. This is believed to be a result of a subclause of the Shoujo Manga effect, to wit: All men carry two genes that shape their personalities; the Evil gene and the Gay/Effeminate gene. Usually one or the other is dominant, though in some cases both can coexist.
More research is necessary before any definite conclusions can be made. Perhaps the key to it all is the subatomic "Kawaiion" particle discovered in relation to these phenomena?
