Things That Go Bump In The Night
Created | Updated Mar 15, 2002
Since the beginning of time, mankind has been stalked, terrorized, and generally confused by the Things That Go Bump In The Night. Nocturnal creatures, their diet includes the emotions Fear, Terror, and Nausea. They are also known to take a few bites of claustrophobia and shivers-up-the-spine. Unfortunately, there has been no written or pictorial descriptions of these creatures in our history as of yet. The creatures visit all of us at least once, not one of us is spared from their pointless attacks of noise. But for some reason they seem to leave deaf people alone, as there has not been one single account of a deaf person hearing their icy footfalls.
