A Conversation for Things That Make Your Skin Crawl
Charlotte "Voice of an Angel" Church
Lochangel Started conversation Aug 16, 1999
Just thinking about her makes me nauseous!
Charlotte
Sarah-Mary Posted Aug 17, 1999
I really have to agree with you. What is it with her lips? Has she had surgery or something. And there is no way that girl is an angel.
Charlotte
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 18, 1999
Voice of an angel, mind of a criminal genius. See also: Aled Jones.
Charlotte
Lochangel Posted Aug 18, 1999
Yeah but at least Aled's voice broke - this one is going to be around forever.
Charlotte
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 18, 1999
Not if we break it for her! *magically produces sledgehammer out of thin air*
Charlotte
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 18, 1999
Hang on, I'm not sure about this... doesn't it say something in the terms and conditions about not inciting violence against individuals?
Charlotte
Lochangel Posted Aug 18, 1999
Probably knowing my luck. Sorry sorry sorry didn't mean it Charlotte - love you really.
Charlotte
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 18, 1999
Mind you, after what we did to Noel Edmonds, the sledgehammer seems pretty tame.
Charlotte
Lochangel Posted Aug 18, 1999
Yes but I have already made an enemy of Mark Moxon thanks to what he percieved as criticism of the editorial policy so I don't want to push my luck. Plus Noel doesn't count as an individual - that beard is a whole eco-system in its self.
Charlotte
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 18, 1999
Criticism of the editorial policy? Surely not! I'm perfectly happy to have my entries sitting around for three months without so much as a glance, never mind a rejection. I'm sure the same goes for you.
Charlotte
Lochangel Posted Aug 18, 1999
Well exactly and it was only a throw away line to start a conversation about how brief the bit on Stoke on Trent was and then I get all this grief about how it cannot contain everything and how most readers are satisfied!
Some disturbing news on Aled
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 18, 1999
Seeing that name suddenly unblocked some deeply buried memories from a few days ago...
Aled Jones has just released a duet, with HIMSELF.
He is mugging along to the high-pitched squeaky Aled of several decades back, adding a tenor part (well, I couldn't listen to much so that's a guess) in a really cheesy video.
My skin has left the building
(You don't want to see what it did when the vid was actually on)
Some disturbing news on Aled
Lochangel Posted Aug 18, 1999
Freud would have a field day with that - so what is the video like?
Some disturbing news on Aled
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 18, 1999
*Picks up sledgehammer* I'm gonna go bag me an ALED!!!
Some disturbing news on Aled
Lochangel Posted Aug 18, 1999
Why chase foxes when there are far more fitting creatures to rip apart.
Some disturbing news on Aled
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 18, 1999
I suppose if dear Charlotte were to "accidentally" fall under a sixteen ton weight, it would at least save her the embarrasment of duetting with herself in ten years' time.
Some disturbing news on Aled
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 18, 1999
Imagine a nice bit of countryside - grass, trees, birds singing, a canal, little Welsh git with neat hair and anal jumper.
Little Welsh git not singing, just wandering around staring over the hills on a soft-focus camera. (High-pitched wailing)
Cut to ugly twenty-something, spots, face you could kick, grinning and moaning and looking like someone's shoving a microphone up his arse (in a manner that excites his prostate), singing along to wailing noise.
Sorry, singing? Singing doesn't often cause eardrums to bleed.
Cut back to soft focus little git, back to ugly spud man (who is now really hamming up the effort he's putting into a not-very-difficult piece to sing)
Run to toilet, lift seat, evacuate stomach
Some disturbing news on Aled
Lochangel Posted Aug 18, 1999
And they make you listen to this as part of your job? I think you might have grounds to sue.
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Charlotte "Voice of an Angel" Church
- 1: Lochangel (Aug 16, 1999)
- 2: Sarah-Mary (Aug 17, 1999)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 4: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 6: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 8: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
- 9: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 10: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 12: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 14: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 15: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 17: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 19: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Aug 18, 1999)
- 20: Lochangel (Aug 18, 1999)
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