A Short Snippet About Haircuts.
Created | Updated Oct 15, 2003
One thing I have never got my head around about being in a relationship is the hair thing. Let me enlighten you.
(Girl returns from hairdressers.)
Woman: Do you like it then?
Man: Like what?
(Girl retreats to bedroom and sulks for ten years.)
What I am getting at is the fundamental ability of man to notice that woman has had her hair shortened by ½ an inch, or tinted a slightly different shade of brown.
Even worse scenario.
Man notices hair, doesn’t like what has happened (She was alright before wasn’t she?), but is forced to lie about it. Or risk condemnation to the lowest level of hell.
If you’re a man, and you think I’m wrong, try asking her what in seven types of scissor infested salons from the eternal vault has happened to her.
Which brings me to the point.
Men just aren’t that interested. Honest. Not unless they are called Toni and they own a shop called “snippy snips”.
P.S. I don’t currently have a girlfriend.
P.P.S. If YOUR name IS Toni, and you DO own a shop called “snippy snips”, can I cancel my appointment for next Tuesday please. I like my ears.
(Girl returns from hairdressers.)
Woman: Do you like it then?
Man: Like what?
(Girl retreats to bedroom and sulks for ten years.)
What I am getting at is the fundamental ability of man to notice that woman has had her hair shortened by ½ an inch, or tinted a slightly different shade of brown.
Even worse scenario.
Man notices hair, doesn’t like what has happened (She was alright before wasn’t she?), but is forced to lie about it. Or risk condemnation to the lowest level of hell.
If you’re a man, and you think I’m wrong, try asking her what in seven types of scissor infested salons from the eternal vault has happened to her.
Which brings me to the point.
Men just aren’t that interested. Honest. Not unless they are called Toni and they own a shop called “snippy snips”.
P.S. I don’t currently have a girlfriend.
P.P.S. If YOUR name IS Toni, and you DO own a shop called “snippy snips”, can I cancel my appointment for next Tuesday please. I like my ears.
