Auchnawhaggisagin Post Office

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Senga the Post Mistress scutinises you very closely. She taps the blackboard to the side of the counter with a wooden walking stick covered in little shields. (mostly from the Woman's Rural Institute)
    Semi-third class postings to:-
  1. Auchnawhaggisagin Arms
  2. Auchnawhaggisagin
  3. Ben Spuchie

  4. Anywhere else, too bad, Big Eck has a bunion and he cannae walk tae far

Jobs:
  1. Musician required fo' tha Arms. Free grub and beer
  2. Fish Gutter Needed. See Angus, or check at Tha' Arms, by the bar.
  3. Mountain Rescue Volunteers Wanted for Ben Spuchie. See Agnes , Seer.
  4. Plumber. See loo's at Tha' Arms.


Holiday homes for rent. Ask Senga


Lost Cat: Ginger, fat and ugly. Answers tae "Wee Git", "Fur Ball" or "Haw You" Name on collar Dereck. Nae reward but gratefull thanks and a free Seeing. See Agnes if ye find ma midgie bitten mog.



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