How To Eat A Coconut Using Only A Plastic Knife
Created | Updated Jun 22, 2003
First, take the plastic knife and the coconut. Put the coconut down, and throw the plastic knife at the first bird you see (penguins are good because they are so very slow). Then, if you hit the bird, cook it and enjoy the meal. If you don't, take the coconut and crack it open with a rock.
Also, you can throw the coconut at the bird, but this usually isn't considered too bright, since the chances of loosing all your food are quite high.