The great Bic pen conspiracy.
Created | Updated Mar 28, 2002
Hello. I wish for you to think for a moment about the contents of, oh, say your desk drawer. Amidst the paperclips, files, post it notes, old sandwiches and callenders dated 1987, I am willing to bet that most of you will find pens. Probably Bic pens. Now, I wish that you think about the implications of this for a few seconds. In, oh lets say 90% of the desk's of the entire world there is some kind of pen, probably a Bic pen. This truly is an astounding number. In fact it is such an improbably large number, it's downright suspiscious. I am not naturally suspiscious/ paranoid but the sheer number of pens present in the worlds desk drawers is ludicrous. We must ask ourselves the question "Why are these pens here?". Well, I have several answers. Firstly, it is just possible that they are just pens, simple writing implements used in place of pencils. They could be a plot from some sinister Government, possibly our own, and could contain spying/bugging devices or possibly small quantities of explosives that could be used for the means of national security, or as a way of observing the populace without cries of "Down with Big Brother!!!". Finally, they may not have been created on this Earth at all, they might come from outer space, and be some kind of Alien reconasense probes, or possibly an Alien invasion force. Think, these small pens are used by our presidents, scientists, doctors and all the normal people out there, meaning that they could either be a very efficient spy network, or a potentially massive sabotage net. Isn't it strange that Bic pens collect under the seats of cars? It isn't if they are a Sabotage implement: thats right next to the fuel tank. PLease give these points some careful consideration, and don't write any of this down with a pen, we dont want the to know we're on to them.
Nick "I always wanted a Page more Paranoid than the average X-Files Episode" Reid.
Nick "I always wanted a Page more Paranoid than the average X-Files Episode" Reid.
