h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok...we have all discussed the ways of making tea..but should we not also discuss the merits of the actuall consumption of it. A perfect cup of tea can solve a lot of problems. Should war break out again, if people just sat down around a table and some old lass came in and asked if people wanted a "cuppa", they would all reflect upon how pointless the situation was and then promptly
begin talking about the lovely weather and start to comment that brown socks DO have some form of repectability after all. But tea can also be used to soothe tired feet. After a hard day wandering about aimlessly, you find that your feet have become the size of a small mongoose trapped within shoes that refuse to relent their throbbing hold on you. However, once a cup of tea touches your
lips, and the liquid makes it`s way into your system, your feet morph back into some kind of original form. So therefore, let us pay homage to tea. And all it`s marvells.