h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sensibility requires puposeful intent

causing a cultural revolution

stolen from withering Maoists

and giving power to

economically productive dissident elements

unbeknownst to fascist counterrevolutionaries

now known as "splitters".

Not just talking hairs,

but also tree trunks

with yellow ribbons tied

around green woodpeckers who

discussed current affairs that

make more sense than

an AI named Cleverbot

http://www.cleverbot.com/

who failed Turing's famous

Universal Turing machine which

was erratic because tea

was spilled over the

control panel while distracted

by a jazz band