Beer Monkey
Created | Updated Apr 28, 2005
The beer monkey is a strange creature. It has never been seen, yet its attacks have been reported throughout the entire world. Its victims are usually targeted shortly after deciding to go out on a night. Once the monkey's victim has gone to sleep, the beer monkey will creep into their room, erase their memory for the previous night, steal all their money and turd in their mouth.
The London Zoo is currently searching for a beer monkey to put on display, but have been unsuccessful so far. However, the people searching for it have reported having a lot of fun in the attempt.
The London Zoo is currently searching for a beer monkey to put on display, but have been unsuccessful so far. However, the people searching for it have reported having a lot of fun in the attempt.
