CDs...
Created | Updated Oct 20, 2010
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<BODY>Ford Prefect seems to think that <B><I>Towels</I></B>- of all things can aid us to survival in the most contrasting situations.
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I propose a new device in this era of technological growth - the <FONT size="+1" color="#FFFFCC">CD</FONT>!
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WHAT?!?! You may be saying to yourself at this moment... well the common household CD has many uses. Especially, if you go around and collect all those useless AOL and Compuserve CDs that were posted to you. Some uses are not practical, but just fun. Some are just to get back at AOHell and C$.<BR/> The following are some examples (in no deliberate order):
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1. Use to contain much information e.g. in the form of music, a game, pornography, etc. This may seem bizarre, but I assure I have seen it done!
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2. Use as a beer / hot drinks mat. Just be careful to seal hole.
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3. Use your laser pen on them for a cool effect.
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4. Glue many CD's together and Voila - Instant desk tidy!
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5. Use them as cheap clay pidgeons
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6. Put all the useless ones into someone else's letterbox
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7. Stick a picture of a naked woman on the front and then sell them for instant ca$h!
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8. Scratch it to f**k and then send it back, saying it doesn't work.
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9. Glue it to the pavement!
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10. Break it in half and send it back saying "for some reason, I only got 15 free days instead of 30"!!!
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<BR/>This (somewhat silly report) was brought to you by:<BR/>
Adam Tsiopani,<BR/>
(V)@I\Iï@©
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<REFERENCES></REFERENCES>
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<INTRO></INTRO>
<BODY>Ford Prefect seems to think that <B><I>Towels</I></B>- of all things can aid us to survival in the most contrasting situations.
<P>
I propose a new device in this era of technological growth - the <FONT size="+1" color="#FFFFCC">CD</FONT>!
<P>
WHAT?!?! You may be saying to yourself at this moment... well the common household CD has many uses. Especially, if you go around and collect all those useless AOL and Compuserve CDs that were posted to you. Some uses are not practical, but just fun. Some are just to get back at AOHell and C$.<BR/> The following are some examples (in no deliberate order):
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1. Use to contain much information e.g. in the form of music, a game, pornography, etc. This may seem bizarre, but I assure I have seen it done!
<P>
2. Use as a beer / hot drinks mat. Just be careful to seal hole.
<P>
3. Use your laser pen on them for a cool effect.
<P>
4. Glue many CD's together and Voila - Instant desk tidy!
<P>
5. Use them as cheap clay pidgeons
<P>
6. Put all the useless ones into someone else's letterbox
<P>
7. Stick a picture of a naked woman on the front and then sell them for instant ca$h!
<P>
8. Scratch it to f**k and then send it back, saying it doesn't work.
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9. Glue it to the pavement!
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10. Break it in half and send it back saying "for some reason, I only got 15 free days instead of 30"!!!
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<BR/>This (somewhat silly report) was brought to you by:<BR/>
Adam Tsiopani,<BR/>
(V)@I\Iï@©
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\| | |/<BR/>
(o o)<BR/>
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<REFERENCES></REFERENCES>
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