A Conversation for Cannibalism
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Shanana the cannibalistic banana Started conversation Apr 25, 2001
Would it be cannibalism if I'm a banana, yet they're also my favorite food? I may need to change my name......
Shanana
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 25, 2001
well, you're only being honest, aren't you. But I thought bananas were food rather than beasts of prey?
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Shanana the cannibalistic banana Posted Apr 26, 2001
Good point.... But I figure, if I eat my kind... that must be SOME sort of cannibalism... Any thoughts??
Shanana
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 27, 2001
well sure is, although something very rare to be found among bananas. All other cannibals are looking for the proteins, whereas you seem to bee lacking some vitamines, or could it be you kind of bury members of your kind?
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Shanana the cannibalistic banana Posted Apr 28, 2001
I think it's a need for pottassium... You see, I have a bit of a pottassium deficiency for a banana... my banana tree always said I looked a little wane, so I told her to give me more nutrients, but she said no and threw my off. So I took to cannibalism. ::sigh:: it's so sad. I ate nearly all of my brothers and sisters, then the rest were eaten byt some weird, middle class American family. I've been here ever since.
Shanana
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Apr 29, 2001
Hey, you should know that it isn't wise to eat your own kind, the danger of acquiring BSE is lurking! Where BSE is Banana Spongiforme Enz... er.., whatwasitsname, err, ooops, I forgot, think I need some fruit 
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Shanana the cannibalistic banana Posted May 1, 2001
You do. May I recommend this here banana? ::hands over a bunch:: They're only a couple days old!
(I'm robbing the cradle ::sticks huge protion into mouth:: )
Shanana
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted May 1, 2001
*eats banana (from the yellow ones)*
aah, that's better now!
Would you say it's cannibalism....?
Shanana the cannibalistic banana Posted May 3, 2001
Thanks for leaving me the green ones. Bah! Not even mature... still hard. ::sigh:: I guess I'll have to wait a day...
Shanana
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Would you say it's cannibalism....?
- 1: Shanana the cannibalistic banana (Apr 25, 2001)
- 2: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 25, 2001)
- 3: Shanana the cannibalistic banana (Apr 26, 2001)
- 4: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 27, 2001)
- 5: Shanana the cannibalistic banana (Apr 28, 2001)
- 6: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 29, 2001)
- 7: Shanana the cannibalistic banana (May 1, 2001)
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- 9: Shanana the cannibalistic banana (May 3, 2001)
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