Mai Tai

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Mai Tais are one of the most useful tools known to mankind for correcting one's perspective. Not to mention that they come with those fun, festive little paper umbrellas -- or the best ones do. After two Mai Tais, Hawaiian music will make perfect sense to you. You will love your fellow man. You will love your fellow woman. You will love the Government. You may very well be punched in the nose.

They are best consumed in Hawaii or Southern California in a patio chair with a beach/sunset view. Hawaiian music is optional; after the third Mai Tai you will probably commence hearing it, whether it is in fact playing or not.

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