Line Dancing
Created | Updated Apr 13, 2002
Line dancing is, apparently, an 'art form' that has its origins in the Southern US. It involves a number of people standing in a line, and then dancing like broken robots for two hours.
It is a terrifying spectacle. Some people think that line dancing is cool. They are very, very wrong.
If you want to take up line dancing, the first thing you should do is kill yourself. Then, you should get a friend to chop you up into little pieces, and barbecue you.
Trust me.
However, if you are unable to find any friends, then you will need: A cowboy hat and cowboy boots; tight jeans. A chequered shirt is a must, as is one of those bits of string that cowboys use instead of ties.
It is a terrifying spectacle. Some people think that line dancing is cool. They are very, very wrong.
If you want to take up line dancing, the first thing you should do is kill yourself. Then, you should get a friend to chop you up into little pieces, and barbecue you.
Trust me.
However, if you are unable to find any friends, then you will need: A cowboy hat and cowboy boots; tight jeans. A chequered shirt is a must, as is one of those bits of string that cowboys use instead of ties.
