Improving your Life
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Life, for most people, is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid. This has been reflected on my life as a citizen of the unfashionable planet of Earth. If you're wondering why we haven't discovered aliens yet, or why they haven't discoveded us, it's just because they're not damn intrested.
In my life I have discovered alot of things, but in particular one thing most of all.
Most people are two faced bastards.
But how do we avoid these people? There are a few suggestions I have come up with in my life, and so here are a few ways to cope.
1. Kill everyone you hate
A drastic action, which you should only use in extreme cases or if you live in Colombia. Remember that you shouldn't get too carried away with this as it you could end up in jail. To avoid jail just pay someone to do it for you. In the USA spend this money on lots of guns to do the job; after all, it is legal.
2. Grin and bear it
Also a drastic action, but can be attempted anywhere in the world with some success. If this doesn't work then:
3. Sue the bastards
Simply tell the Judge how you've been victimised and bullied, and you could end up better off in the long run. You may still have problems after this, but you should at least have some money and Jerry Springer to back you up in the end. Remember that you will require some sort of evidence, so make sure you get beaten up in front of a security camera, tape recorder in your pocket (NOT Minidisc), etc.
4. If none of the above works, then just take up Karate, Judo, Boxing etc, and beat the crap out of them.
If this journal entry hasn't helped you, then nothing will.
P.S. Only attempt step 1 if you are dumb, mad, really upset, or if you've just seen Scream which resulted in the above.
In my life I have discovered alot of things, but in particular one thing most of all.
Most people are two faced bastards.
But how do we avoid these people? There are a few suggestions I have come up with in my life, and so here are a few ways to cope.
1. Kill everyone you hate
A drastic action, which you should only use in extreme cases or if you live in Colombia. Remember that you shouldn't get too carried away with this as it you could end up in jail. To avoid jail just pay someone to do it for you. In the USA spend this money on lots of guns to do the job; after all, it is legal.
2. Grin and bear it
Also a drastic action, but can be attempted anywhere in the world with some success. If this doesn't work then:
3. Sue the bastards
Simply tell the Judge how you've been victimised and bullied, and you could end up better off in the long run. You may still have problems after this, but you should at least have some money and Jerry Springer to back you up in the end. Remember that you will require some sort of evidence, so make sure you get beaten up in front of a security camera, tape recorder in your pocket (NOT Minidisc), etc.
4. If none of the above works, then just take up Karate, Judo, Boxing etc, and beat the crap out of them.
If this journal entry hasn't helped you, then nothing will.
P.S. Only attempt step 1 if you are dumb, mad, really upset, or if you've just seen Scream which resulted in the above.
