Tailboard Park: The H2G2 Theme Park!

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Hidden in the countryside, away from the rush and noise of the goings on in the h2g2 town centre, there lies a large area, on which large structures, resembling rollercoasters, are being built. At the entrance to this area is a large signpost, which reads..

TAILBOARD PARK!
H2G2's very own Theme Park!
!!!COMING SOON!!!

At the gate

As you go through the gate you are greeted by another large sign.

Welcome to Tailboard Park!
We hope you have a great time here!

Rides at the Park are rated with an A, B, or C
An A ride is very scary and a C ride is not scary at all.
There are height restrictions on some of the A rides, so
please take note.

Maps are available at the Information Desk.

East side of Park

Here you see the first ride to be built: The Little Coaster [C], a small rollercoaster. Next to it is EV's Ice Cream Van where you can get all sorts of ice creams to cool you down.

West side of Park

Hmmm-mmm!!! The Tunnel of Lurrve!! ([C] ride, for people over 16 only!)

North side of Park

Here you find the entrance to the Big Coaster [A], the biggest rollercoaster you've ever seen. A cardboard cut-out illustrating a clown tells you that you have to be at least 5'1'' to ride on it.

South side of Park

Construction site.

Center of Park

Construction site.

Not Yet Ready

Watch this space for:

  • Rollercoasters, of course!
    • The Whoop-the-Whooper
  • The Flying Fox
  • The Teacups
  • The Dodgems
  • The Ghost Train
  • The Rapids
  • The Big Wet Slide
  • The Spinny Thing
  • The Carousel
  • The Go-Karts
  • The Helter Skelter

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