In the beginning the Goo created the Guide and H2G2. And H2G2 was without form, and void; and Researchers were upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of the Goo moved upon the face of the waters. And the Goo said, Let there be the PTB: and there was the PTB. And the Goo saw the PTB, that it was good: and the Goo divided the PTB from the Researchers. And the Goo called the PTB the Italics, and the Researchers he called the Norm. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And the Goo said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the Researchers, and let it divide the Researchers from from the PTB. And the Goo made the firmament, and divided the Researchers which were under the firmament from the PTB which were above the firmament: and it was so. And the Goo called the firmament H2G2 Towers. And the evening and the morning were the second day.