Never Mind The Bollocks: lyrics
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN
Jones/Vicious/Cook/Rotten (3.18)
A cheap holiday in other peoples misery.
I don't wanna holiday in the sun
I don't wanna go to the new Belsen
I wanna see some history
Cos now I got a reasonable economy!
Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason
And I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall
In sensurround sound in a two inch wall
I was waiting for the Communist call
I never asked for sunshine and I got World War Three
I'm looking over the wall, and they're looking at me!
Oh now I got a reason
Now I got a reason
And I'm stil waiting
Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall
They're staring all night and they're staring all day
I had no reason to be here at all
But now I got a reason
It's no real reason and I'm waiting
At Berlin Wall
I gotta go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
I'm gonna go under and over the Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
Claustrophobia there's too much paranoia
There's too many clostes I went in before
And now I got a reason it's no real reason
To be waiting!
The Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
Cheap dialogue cheap essential scenery
I'm gonna go onder the Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
I'm gonna go over the Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
Go over the Berlin Wall
Please don't be waiting for me
BODIES
Jones/Vicious/Cook/Rotten (2.58)
She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was a case of insanity
Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no-one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace!
Body, I'm not an animal!
Body, I'm not an animal!
Dragged on a table in a factory
Illegitamet place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little baby screaming
Body, screaming fucking bloody mess
It's not an animal
It's an abortion
Body, I'm not an animal
Mummy I'm not an abortion!
Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
I'm not a discharge
I'm not a loss in protein
I'm not a throbbing squirm
Ah...
Fuck this and fuck that
Fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat!
She don't wanna baby that looks like that
I don't want a baby that looks like that
Body, I'm not an animal
Body, I'm not an animal etc etc etc
I'm not an animal mummy!
NO FEELINGS
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (2.46)
I've seen you in the mirror
When the story began
And I fell in love with you
I love your mortal sin
Your brains are locked away
But I love your company
I only ever leave you when you got no money
I got no emotions for anybody else
You better understand I'm in love with myself
My beautiful self
A no feelings, a no feelings
A no feelings for anybody else
Hello and goodby in a run around Sue
You follow me around like a pretty pot of glue
I kick you in the head you got nothing to say
Get out of the way cos I gotta get away
You never realise I take the piss out of you
You come up and see me and I'll beat you black'n'blue
Okay, I'll send you away
I got no feelings, a no feelings
A no feelings for anybody else except for myself
My beautiful self dear
There ain't no moonlight after midnight
I see you silly people out looking for delight
Well I'm so happy I'm feeling so fine
I'm watching all the rubbish you're wasting my time
I look around you're house you've got nothing to steal
I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel
And pray, you pray to your god
No feelings, a no feelings
No feelings for anybody else
Except for myself
Your daddy's gone away
Be back another day
See his picture hanging on your wall
LIAR
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (2.37)
Liar lie lie lie you liar lie lie lie
Tell me why tell me why, why'd you have to lie
Should have realised you should have told the truth
Should have realised you'll know what I'll do
You're in suspicion, you're a liar
Now I wanna know now I wanna know
Why you never looked me in the face
Broke a confidence just to please your ego
Should of realised, you know what I know
You're in suspicion, you're a liar
I know where you go everybody you know
I know everything that you do or say
So when you lie when I'd be in your way
Should of realised I'm nobody's fool, I lie no more
Cos I know what I know
You're in suspicion you're a liar
You're a liar, you're a liar
Lie lie lie lie lie lie
Lie lie lie lie lie you liar lie lie lie
I think you're funny you're funny ha ha
I don't need it I need you're blah blah
Should have realised I know what you are
You're in suspicion
You're in suspicion
You're in suspicion
You're a liar
You're a liar
You're a lie lie liar
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.16)
God save the queen, her fascist regime
It made you a moron, a potential H bomb!
God save the queen, she ain't no human being
There is no future in England's dreaming
Don't be told what you want don't be told what you need
There’s no future, no future, no future for you
God save the queen, we mean it man
We love our queen, god saves
God save the queen, cos tourists are money
And our figurehead, is not what she seems
Oh god save history, god save your mad parade
Oh lord god have mercy all crimes are paid
When there's no future how can there be sin
We’re the flowers in the dustbin
We’re the poison in your human machine, we're the future, your future
God save the queen, we mean it man
There is no future, in England's dreaming
No future, no future, no future for you
No future, no future, no future for me
No future no future for you
PROBLEMS
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (4.08)
Too many problems oh why am I here
I don't need to be me cos you're all to clear
And I can see there's something wrong with you
And what do you expect me to do
At least I gotta know what I wanna be
Don't come to me if you need pity
Are you lonely you got no-one
You've got you're body in suspension
That's no problem, problem, problem
The problem is you!
Eat your heart out on a plastic tray
You don't know what you want then you'll fade away
You won't find me working ine to five
It's too much fun a-being alive
I'm using my feet for my human machine
You won't find me working for thscreen
Are you lonely all your needs catered
You got your brains dehydrated
Problem problem problem
The problem is you, and what ya gonna do
problem problem
Problem problem problem
The problem is you
What you gonna do with your problem
The problem is you!
Problem
In a death trip I ain't automatic
You won't find me just staying static
Don't you give me any orders
For people like me there is no order!
Bet you thought you had it all worked out
Bet you thought you knew what I was about
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems
But you are the problem
Problem probelm problem
The problem is you
What you gonna do
With your problem I'll leave it to you
Problem the problem is you
You got a problem oh what ya gonna do?
They know a doctor
Gonna take you away
They take you away
And they'll throw away the key
They don't want you
And they don't want me
You got a problem
The problem is you
Problem problem problem
The problem is you
What ya gonna do
Problem problem problem
Problem problem problem
Problem problem problem
Problem problem problem
SEVENTEEN
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (1.58)
You're only twenty-nine
Got a lot to learn
But when your mummy dies
She will not return
We like noise, it's our choice
It's what we wanna do
We don't care about long hair
I don't wear flares
See myface, not a trace
No reality
I don't work, I just speed
That's all I need
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sid
I'm a lazy sod
I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered
Lazy lazy
ANARCHY IN THE UK
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.28)
Right! Now ha ha ha!
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want but I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by
Cos I, I wanna be anarchy!
No dogsbody
Anarchy for the UK, it's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a traffic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme cos I
I wana be anarchy!
In the city!
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best, I use the rest
I use the enemy, I use anarchy cos I
I wanna be anarchy!
The only way to be!
Is this the M.P.L.A.
Or is this the U.D.A
Or is this the I.R.A.
I thought it was the UK
Or just another country
Another cuntlike tenancy!
I wanna be an anarchist
Oh what a name
I wanna get pissed destroy!
SUBMISSION
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (4.09)
I'm on a submarine mission for you baby
I feel the way you were going
I picked you up on my TV screen
I feel you under current flowing
Submission going down down
dragging me down
Submission I can't tell ya
what I found
You've got me pretty deep baby
I can't figure out your watery love
I got to solve your mystery
You're sitting it out in heaven above
For there's a mystery
Under the sea
Under the water
cos it's a secret
Submission falling down down under the sea
I wanna drown drown under the water
going down down under the sea...
PRETTY VACANT
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.13)
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
I just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
A vacant
Don’t ask us to attend cos we're not all there
I don't pretend cos I don't care
I don't believe illusions cos too much is a real
So stop you're cheap comments
Cos we know what we feel
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Ah now but we don't care
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
I just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find me out to lunch
We're out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
Ah now but we don't care
We're pretty a pretty vacant
We're pretty a pretty vacant
We're pretty a pretty vacant
We're pretty a pretty vacant
And we don't care
NEW YORK
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.02)
An imitation from New York
You're made in Japan from cheese and chalk
You're hippy tarts hero cos you put on a bad show
You put on a bad show oh don't it show
Still... out on those pills
Oh do you remenber...
Think it's swell playing Max's Kansas
You're looking bored and you're acting flash
With nothing in your gut you better keep your mouth shut
You better keep your mouth shut you're in a rut
Still... out on those pills
Oh do the sambo...
You're four years on you still look the same
I think it's about time you changed you brain
You're just a pile of shit you're coming to this
You poor little faggot
You're sealed with a kiss
Kiss me... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Think it's swell playing in Japan
When everybody know Japan is a dishpan
You're just a pile of shit you're coming to this
You poor little faggot
You're sealed with a kiss...
Pills cheap thrills Anadins Aspros anything
You're condemned to eternal bullshit
You're sealed with a kiss
Kiss me...
A kiss a kiss you're sealed with a kiss
A looking for a kiss you're coming to this
I wanna kiss
You do just about anything
Oh kiss this
Eh boy
EMI UNLIMITED EDITION
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.07)
There's an ulimited supply
And there is no reason why
I tell you it was all a frame
They only did it cos of fame
Who?
EMI, EMI, EMI
Too many people had the suss
Too many people support us
An unlimited amount
Too many outlets in and out
Who?
EMI, EMI, EMI
And sir and friends are crucified
A day they wish that we had died
We are an addition
We are ruled by none
Never Ever EVERRRRRRAAA
And you thought that we were faking
That we were all just money making
You do not believe we're for real
Or you would lose your cheap appeal ?
Don't judge a book by the cover
Unless you cover just another
And blind acceptance is a sign
Of stupid fools who stand in line
Like
EMI, EMI, EMI
Unlimited edition with an unlimited supply
That was the only reason we all had to say goodbye !
Unlimited supply (EMI)
There is no reason why (EMI)
I tell you it was all a frame (EMI)
They only did it cos the fame (EMI)
I do not need the pressure (EMI)
I can't stand the useless fools (EMI)
Unlimited supply (EMI)
Hello E.M.I
Goodbye A & M
Jones/Vicious/Cook/Rotten (3.18)
A cheap holiday in other peoples misery.
I don't wanna holiday in the sun
I don't wanna go to the new Belsen
I wanna see some history
Cos now I got a reasonable economy!
Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason
And I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall
In sensurround sound in a two inch wall
I was waiting for the Communist call
I never asked for sunshine and I got World War Three
I'm looking over the wall, and they're looking at me!
Oh now I got a reason
Now I got a reason
And I'm stil waiting
Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall
They're staring all night and they're staring all day
I had no reason to be here at all
But now I got a reason
It's no real reason and I'm waiting
At Berlin Wall
I gotta go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
I'm gonna go under and over the Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
Claustrophobia there's too much paranoia
There's too many clostes I went in before
And now I got a reason it's no real reason
To be waiting!
The Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
Cheap dialogue cheap essential scenery
I'm gonna go onder the Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
I'm gonna go over the Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all
Go over the Berlin Wall
Please don't be waiting for me
BODIES
Jones/Vicious/Cook/Rotten (2.58)
She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was a case of insanity
Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no-one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace!
Body, I'm not an animal!
Body, I'm not an animal!
Dragged on a table in a factory
Illegitamet place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little baby screaming
Body, screaming fucking bloody mess
It's not an animal
It's an abortion
Body, I'm not an animal
Mummy I'm not an abortion!
Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
I'm not a discharge
I'm not a loss in protein
I'm not a throbbing squirm
Ah...
Fuck this and fuck that
Fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat!
She don't wanna baby that looks like that
I don't want a baby that looks like that
Body, I'm not an animal
Body, I'm not an animal etc etc etc
I'm not an animal mummy!
NO FEELINGS
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (2.46)
I've seen you in the mirror
When the story began
And I fell in love with you
I love your mortal sin
Your brains are locked away
But I love your company
I only ever leave you when you got no money
I got no emotions for anybody else
You better understand I'm in love with myself
My beautiful self
A no feelings, a no feelings
A no feelings for anybody else
Hello and goodby in a run around Sue
You follow me around like a pretty pot of glue
I kick you in the head you got nothing to say
Get out of the way cos I gotta get away
You never realise I take the piss out of you
You come up and see me and I'll beat you black'n'blue
Okay, I'll send you away
I got no feelings, a no feelings
A no feelings for anybody else except for myself
My beautiful self dear
There ain't no moonlight after midnight
I see you silly people out looking for delight
Well I'm so happy I'm feeling so fine
I'm watching all the rubbish you're wasting my time
I look around you're house you've got nothing to steal
I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel
And pray, you pray to your god
No feelings, a no feelings
No feelings for anybody else
Except for myself
Your daddy's gone away
Be back another day
See his picture hanging on your wall
LIAR
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (2.37)
Liar lie lie lie you liar lie lie lie
Tell me why tell me why, why'd you have to lie
Should have realised you should have told the truth
Should have realised you'll know what I'll do
You're in suspicion, you're a liar
Now I wanna know now I wanna know
Why you never looked me in the face
Broke a confidence just to please your ego
Should of realised, you know what I know
You're in suspicion, you're a liar
I know where you go everybody you know
I know everything that you do or say
So when you lie when I'd be in your way
Should of realised I'm nobody's fool, I lie no more
Cos I know what I know
You're in suspicion you're a liar
You're a liar, you're a liar
Lie lie lie lie lie lie
Lie lie lie lie lie you liar lie lie lie
I think you're funny you're funny ha ha
I don't need it I need you're blah blah
Should have realised I know what you are
You're in suspicion
You're in suspicion
You're in suspicion
You're a liar
You're a liar
You're a lie lie liar
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.16)
God save the queen, her fascist regime
It made you a moron, a potential H bomb!
God save the queen, she ain't no human being
There is no future in England's dreaming
Don't be told what you want don't be told what you need
There’s no future, no future, no future for you
God save the queen, we mean it man
We love our queen, god saves
God save the queen, cos tourists are money
And our figurehead, is not what she seems
Oh god save history, god save your mad parade
Oh lord god have mercy all crimes are paid
When there's no future how can there be sin
We’re the flowers in the dustbin
We’re the poison in your human machine, we're the future, your future
God save the queen, we mean it man
There is no future, in England's dreaming
No future, no future, no future for you
No future, no future, no future for me
No future no future for you
PROBLEMS
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (4.08)
Too many problems oh why am I here
I don't need to be me cos you're all to clear
And I can see there's something wrong with you
And what do you expect me to do
At least I gotta know what I wanna be
Don't come to me if you need pity
Are you lonely you got no-one
You've got you're body in suspension
That's no problem, problem, problem
The problem is you!
Eat your heart out on a plastic tray
You don't know what you want then you'll fade away
You won't find me working ine to five
It's too much fun a-being alive
I'm using my feet for my human machine
You won't find me working for thscreen
Are you lonely all your needs catered
You got your brains dehydrated
Problem problem problem
The problem is you, and what ya gonna do
problem problem
Problem problem problem
The problem is you
What you gonna do with your problem
The problem is you!
Problem
In a death trip I ain't automatic
You won't find me just staying static
Don't you give me any orders
For people like me there is no order!
Bet you thought you had it all worked out
Bet you thought you knew what I was about
Bet you thought you'd solved all your problems
But you are the problem
Problem probelm problem
The problem is you
What you gonna do
With your problem I'll leave it to you
Problem the problem is you
You got a problem oh what ya gonna do?
They know a doctor
Gonna take you away
They take you away
And they'll throw away the key
They don't want you
And they don't want me
You got a problem
The problem is you
Problem problem problem
The problem is you
What ya gonna do
Problem problem problem
Problem problem problem
Problem problem problem
Problem problem problem
SEVENTEEN
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (1.58)
You're only twenty-nine
Got a lot to learn
But when your mummy dies
She will not return
We like noise, it's our choice
It's what we wanna do
We don't care about long hair
I don't wear flares
See myface, not a trace
No reality
I don't work, I just speed
That's all I need
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I'm a lazy sod
I'm a lazy sid
I'm a lazy sod
I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered
Lazy lazy
ANARCHY IN THE UK
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.28)
Right! Now ha ha ha!
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want but I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by
Cos I, I wanna be anarchy!
No dogsbody
Anarchy for the UK, it's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a traffic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme cos I
I wana be anarchy!
In the city!
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best, I use the rest
I use the enemy, I use anarchy cos I
I wanna be anarchy!
The only way to be!
Is this the M.P.L.A.
Or is this the U.D.A
Or is this the I.R.A.
I thought it was the UK
Or just another country
Another cuntlike tenancy!
I wanna be an anarchist
Oh what a name
I wanna get pissed destroy!
SUBMISSION
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (4.09)
I'm on a submarine mission for you baby
I feel the way you were going
I picked you up on my TV screen
I feel you under current flowing
Submission going down down
dragging me down
Submission I can't tell ya
what I found
You've got me pretty deep baby
I can't figure out your watery love
I got to solve your mystery
You're sitting it out in heaven above
For there's a mystery
Under the sea
Under the water
cos it's a secret
Submission falling down down under the sea
I wanna drown drown under the water
going down down under the sea...
PRETTY VACANT
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.13)
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
I just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
A vacant
Don’t ask us to attend cos we're not all there
I don't pretend cos I don't care
I don't believe illusions cos too much is a real
So stop you're cheap comments
Cos we know what we feel
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Ah now but we don't care
There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
I just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find me out to lunch
We're out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty oh so pretty
Ah now but we don't care
We're pretty a pretty vacant
We're pretty a pretty vacant
We're pretty a pretty vacant
We're pretty a pretty vacant
And we don't care
NEW YORK
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.02)
An imitation from New York
You're made in Japan from cheese and chalk
You're hippy tarts hero cos you put on a bad show
You put on a bad show oh don't it show
Still... out on those pills
Oh do you remenber...
Think it's swell playing Max's Kansas
You're looking bored and you're acting flash
With nothing in your gut you better keep your mouth shut
You better keep your mouth shut you're in a rut
Still... out on those pills
Oh do the sambo...
You're four years on you still look the same
I think it's about time you changed you brain
You're just a pile of shit you're coming to this
You poor little faggot
You're sealed with a kiss
Kiss me... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Think it's swell playing in Japan
When everybody know Japan is a dishpan
You're just a pile of shit you're coming to this
You poor little faggot
You're sealed with a kiss...
Pills cheap thrills Anadins Aspros anything
You're condemned to eternal bullshit
You're sealed with a kiss
Kiss me...
A kiss a kiss you're sealed with a kiss
A looking for a kiss you're coming to this
I wanna kiss
You do just about anything
Oh kiss this
Eh boy
EMI UNLIMITED EDITION
Jones/Cook/Matlock/Rotten (3.07)
There's an ulimited supply
And there is no reason why
I tell you it was all a frame
They only did it cos of fame
Who?
EMI, EMI, EMI
Too many people had the suss
Too many people support us
An unlimited amount
Too many outlets in and out
Who?
EMI, EMI, EMI
And sir and friends are crucified
A day they wish that we had died
We are an addition
We are ruled by none
Never Ever EVERRRRRRAAA
And you thought that we were faking
That we were all just money making
You do not believe we're for real
Or you would lose your cheap appeal ?
Don't judge a book by the cover
Unless you cover just another
And blind acceptance is a sign
Of stupid fools who stand in line
Like
EMI, EMI, EMI
Unlimited edition with an unlimited supply
That was the only reason we all had to say goodbye !
Unlimited supply (EMI)
There is no reason why (EMI)
I tell you it was all a frame (EMI)
They only did it cos the fame (EMI)
I do not need the pressure (EMI)
I can't stand the useless fools (EMI)
Unlimited supply (EMI)
Hello E.M.I
Goodbye A & M
