Cymbals

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Cymbals are best used to annoy people with hearing dissabilities. Many a spiteful laugh can be had by thwacking a crash next to the ear of an elderly relative. In a rock drum kit they come in five main types - hi-hat (separate entry), ride (best used only by the illiterate and Jazz-types), crash, splash (every drummer has one of these. They serve no known purpose), and chinese (used to remove all trace of melody from fellow musicians who get to play with fancy things like pitch.)

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