h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pockets it for emergencies*

*slaps lil's hand*

Don't do that, didn't you read the sign?

*points to a sign that reads "Please don't feed the baboons" attached to Cal's cage*

Cal's not a baboon...

*as he is putting the cookie in his pocket he finds charlie's placebo cd, he carefully plants this about TB's person*

Are you sure he's not a baboon?

Baboons are red.. not green..

*feels very sorry for Cal and gives him another cookie*

*puts that in the empty tin he has*

That looks like a baboon's @r$€ to me

*points at cal's face*

*see the tin*

That tin is never empty!


*empties the cookies out of her pockets*


*finds a couple of packets of M&M's peanuts too..*

Cal doesn't look like a baboon's posterior!

Add acouple of packs of donated M & Ms and dark chocolate to there too*

Do you think Charlie will take Rooster instead of placebo?

<erm?

*points the the placebo CD in TB's back pocket*

I can give you a small electronically charged, blue

sssshhh


*sneaks behind TB*

darling, are you going to talk to Charlie tonight? </>

*lifts the cd from his backpocket steathily and hides it in her pocket*

I don't know

*moves close to lil and feel a small squarish lump in her pocket*

Hey, what's this?

*reaches into lil's pocket and removes the CD*

Is this Charlie's Placebo CD? Did you have it the whole time?

What?? Nooooo.. that is mine..

*snatches it back and throws it to Cal in the cage*

Cal does Jack want Ginger cookies this time?

well...just don't let the meeses get to them as then we will be out of milk...

*rubs his head as the CD hit him there, and then slides it back into TB's pocket*

yes please reef