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Wumbeevil Posted Nov 5, 2000
I demand an enquiry into this government's flagrant abuse of the letter "z".
There needs to be an open public debate before the rescinding of Clause 26 which bans the promotion of "z" as a normal lifestyle letter in our forums.
Mr. Stagecoach where are you when I need you?
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 5, 2000
"Z", "Q" and "X" are letters that are underused in the English Language, with letters like "E", "T" and "A" overused. By wroting "zzzzzzzzz" we are merely correcting the imbalance.
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Wumbeevil Posted Nov 5, 2000
By encouraging the nation's youth to experiment with the use of "Z", "Q" & "X", you are only increasing the likelihood that in the future they'll turn to 'hard' letters like "ç", *, Ù, Ÿ, etc.
I beg you to think about the consequences of your actions.
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*makes sure no one is looking*
xzq xzq xzq xzq xzq
ah that's better
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 5, 2000
Oh dear! You've discovered my secret!
I'm a secret "æ" and "Æ" user, and so not suitable to be Vice President of H2G2.
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Wumbeevil Posted Nov 5, 2000
That makes you eminently suitable.
How many governments haven't been involved in using ligatures and whips?
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The Fish Posted Nov 7, 2000
*Wonders what on the face of this Earth is going on!*
Oi!! You load of interloapers! Clear off! I was sleeping
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