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Post 1

The Fish

Something I'm getting very good at, although at all the wrong times smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

The Fish

smiley - fishzzzzzzzzzzzz
Anyway...... smiley - bigeyes


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Post 3

The Fish

smiley - fish
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzAnyway...... smiley - bigeyes


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Post 4

Bluebottle

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz smiley - tongueout


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Post 5

Wumbeevil

I demand an enquiry into this government's flagrant abuse of the letter "z".

There needs to be an open public debate before the rescinding of Clause 26 which bans the promotion of "z" as a normal lifestyle letter in our forums.

Mr. Stagecoach where are you when I need you?


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Post 6

A Fish called Bob

*Looks oddly at Wumbeevil*

smiley - fish


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Post 7

Bluebottle

"Z", "Q" and "X" are letters that are underused in the English Language, with letters like "E", "T" and "A" overused. By wroting "zzzzzzzzz" we are merely correcting the imbalance. smiley - smiley


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Post 8

Wumbeevil

By encouraging the nation's youth to experiment with the use of "Z", "Q" & "X", you are only increasing the likelihood that in the future they'll turn to 'hard' letters like "ç", *, Ù, Ÿ, etc.

I beg you to think about the consequences of your actions.

...

...

*makes sure no one is looking*

xzq xzq xzq xzq xzq

ah that's better


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Post 9

Bluebottle

Oh dear! You've discovered my secret!
I'm a secret "æ" and "Æ" user, and so not suitable to be Vice President of H2G2. smiley - sadface


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Post 10

Wumbeevil

That makes you eminently suitable.

How many governments haven't been involved in using ligatures and whips?


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Post 11

The Fish

*Wonders what on the face of this Earth is going on!*

Oi!! You load of interloapers! Clear off! I was sleeping smiley - bigeyes

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