This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

We bought a new bin for the kitchen. Now I don't know what to do with the old one.

If I take it out to the wheelie bin and throw the bin in the bin, will it create an infinite loop outside the back door? I'm not sure I want that. A great big 20 GOTO 10 scenario in the back garden. smiley - erm


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Post 2

Baron Grim

Do a scale test first... stick a mirror in a photocopier and see if you find Eddie's in the space/time continuum.


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Post 3

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I've nothing to contribute but just had to mention the warm glow of nostalgia the '20 GOTO 10' reference engendered.

My manager and I have made '20 GOTO 10' jokes when in the lift post-fag break. We get funny looks.


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I feel the need to change my nickname. smiley - run


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Baron Grim

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Post 6

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I felt the need to change mine too. Could have done with a GOSUB in there somewhere!


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Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hmmmm.

What about a finite loop?

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smiley - geek


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Post 8

I'm not really here

I have no intention of remembering the 1980s thanks very much!

smiley - cross


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Post 9

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

So, what has become of the redundant bin?
10 IF ""bin" =>INF GOTO INF


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Post 10

aGuyCalledPaff

I see your problem. This is certainly looking a bit infinite:

10 BIN = BIN
20 IF BIN >= BIN THEN GOTO 10

Maybe you could try putting the bin in the bin and be ready with the Ctrl-Z if the space-time continuum looks like it's about to cave in on itself.

smiley - ciderPaff


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Post 11

Vestboy

On the basis that my kids also consider it OK to put refuse around the bin and think that's OK, how do you know which bin the dustbin men will take. They may consider the wheelie bin to be in the vicinity of the smaller bin, but not able to fit into the smaller bin and so summon teenage logic and take the larger bin.


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Post 12

A Super Furry Animal

Aarrgghh!!! My nickname is becoming a dustin for various fads, clubs, ephemera, etc!

RFsmiley - evilgrin


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Post 13

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

You won't catch me jumping on teh band wagon like that smiley - tongueoutsmiley - ermsmiley - doh


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Post 14

Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break

If you ever come to a suitable conclusion about what to do with the bin, let me know. I'm in the same situation.

Out of interest, if you put a bin inside a bin, and close the lid, does the bin inside still exist?

10 INPUT bin
20 IF bin=1 THEN PRINT "Yes"
30 IF bin=0 THEN PRINT "No"
40 IF bin>1 THEN PRINT "There's someone else's bin in here already!"


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Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Just to bring you up to date, we filled it with recycling stuff and put it out. The recyclists took the stuff inside it but left the bin. And so it goes on.

I'm only updating this because I saw this headline: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7423197.stm

"Spying council to be investigated"

10 INVESTIGATE "Spying council"
20 GOTO 10


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Post 16

Baron Grim

smiley - musicalnote It's just like watchin' the detectives smiley - musicalnote


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