h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is my first journal entry. I have a couple of things to cover here.
1. Why am I wasting my time on this?
2. Why not?
3. It isn't as though I had anything better to do, is it?
4. Come to think of it, TV probably isn't better.
5. Except maybe -some shows-.
6. A new space left intentionally blank for the purpose of replacing the space which had previously been left intentionally blank that I just got rid of.
7. I wonder what people tend to write here.
8. Eight...e-i-g-h-t....do you ever think that words for numbers should have the same number of letters as the word means? Such as two should only have 2 letters. Three should have 3. Four DOES have 4 so that's a good one but they messed up again with five. And six, that one's just plain silly. It's as bad as 10!
9. I probably should stop writing this list now.
10. You probably have more important things to read.
11. Yeah, that.
12. I think I'm going to go take that nap.
13. That's a good idea.
14. This here is filler space.
15. This one two.
16. This one isn't filler space, it's just kind of useless.
17. This is COMPLETELY uselsess.
18. This goes beyond useless into the realm of probably shouldn't exist.
19. Ohhh I'm not even going to get INTO the uselessness of THIS number.
20. This is number twenty. Twenty only has six letters.

~Lisa~

I like this. Yeees. I like this. (I'll bet you do-have-a-surname)

Yes I like that journal entry. Yees.

oooh thank you thank you muchly! I was so very much so out of it then. Which is not to say that i'm usually not so very much so out of it. I usually am quite out of it and then some. Sometimes i'm specacularly out of it. Usually, i'm just in my own little universe which is kind of happy to be in since it's specially mine. Thank you and have a wonderful morning.
~Lisa

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN UNIVERSE?!!!

ohhh...
*sniff*
I want my own universe.

*cry*

I found it in a garage sale-- what a buy! They didn't know what they had. The poor suckers sold it to me for twelve cents. 12 CENTS!! Can you imagine? I'd recommend going through a few garage sales and maybe a tag sale or two-- you might find one for a bargain! Universes are often mistaken for lesser things, you know, like rice. If you're really desperate there's this cousin of this guy who's the friend of my aunt's boyfriend's brother's boss's dog's groomer, Fred, who i know on a personal basis... he might be able to get you one at wholesale rates...
~Lisa

I've just read Mostly Harmless and have discovered that I HAVE my own universe, but I didn't know it.. Is it poosible to swap universees? I don't like this one

I think it's possible to trade them in for discounts.
~Lisa

*disappointed sigh* Oh well.