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Who Me? Oh! My Names Linda.

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*angelicaheaven* xxi will take thee stuart to be my husband for eternity.xx



Girls who are seen on TV,
Meant to look like you or me.
Stupid or bright, fat or slender,
Why did they call me Linda.

smiley - smiley

Sexy ladys behind the bar,
Whos lovely figure will stretch far.
Are never Jane, Janette or Brenda,
"Give us a pint please - our Linda.

smiley - smiley

In gloomy flats across the field,
Who is always there first to shield.
Lose her anger and surrender,
You bet your life, its me - Linda.

smiley - smiley

Pity the dear poor Linda,
Theres no one here to defend her.
Wont someone come and rescue me,
That has always been my plea.

smiley - smiley

No doubt by another name,
Just like the weather, id be the same.
By nature pure and chilly or tender,
Why did they have to call me Linda.

smiley - smiley

I could have been Lucy, Tania or


Sarah,
But they did call me Linda.
I am also pure, tender and slender,
Who me? Oh! I'm just Linda

smiley - biggrin


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