h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

5 whole months since my last journal entry.!!!!

Give me inspiration gang

Dunno. Spring is in the air? Write some poems about the lamby-wambies and the flowers.

Oh stoppit

I'm all roughty-toughty and testosterone charged........Lambsy-Wambsys just don't cut it.

Although, in the right light, I guess..................

Oh, in the right light, you realise how dirty, smelly, and obstinate are, so you feel right at home in all your manliness

Excuse me!!! I'm not obstinate.

Dirty and smelly yeah, can't argue

You having a bad day at work? Like me to have a word with that nasty boss? Get you a new mangle or something you ladies desire deep down?

Can't say I've ever desired a mangle anywhere, and deep down sounds especially painful! I like my toes, thank you very much.

Oh no, a liberated woman

This is like Superman meeting a whole heap of Kryptonite........my powers........fading........feeling......weak.

Put the kettle on, I'll be needing a nice sweet after this

Have fun making it, then

You're too harsh

Off to do manly things like watch cricket and drink beer now.....after I've made the dinner and hung my washing out.

See you later.

oh, good, then I can admit to going and doing the grocery shopping

A manly man eh!......ok, if you say so
You could write about your great expedidtions No? How about ummmmm....give me a few hours i might be able to think of something

When I saw this in my convo list I thought you must be pregnant or something - 5 months.

...as journal entries go - this one is right up there.


Inspiration eh! How about going outdoors and doing something nice.

How about writing a Guide Entry on what trucker snacks consisted of before Yorkies?

Or why on Britain's roads, size matters?

Or you could say something funny. Go on, you're good at that. Go on go on go on. Say something funny. Go on go on go on. You know you want to. Go on go on go on. We're all waiting. Go on go on go on.Go on go on go on.Go on go on go on.Go on go on go on.Go on go on go on.Go on go on go on.Go on go on go on.

I'm sure there's something you can report to us about your studies. Egypt maybe covered by Gnomon but I'm sure there's something.

Now that would be interesting men's thoughts on pregnancies and whether it may one day be possible for men to have them. On second thoughts its not worth thinking about.

morning

evening

Night.

Is it full?! that means bf will be talking in his sleep tonight!

Will he be saying anything interesting then, or just the usual type chatter.

he usually utters single words like 'snowflake' or 'skelucheon' if you can call the latter a word too that is.